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April 2005



WHAT DMBC'S SONGS ARE ABOUT

Saturday, 30 April 2005 9:59 A GMT+01
A short while back, Moog asked what subjects were covered in the Dogs Must Be Carried songbook.I realized that I'd never made a comprehensive list of all of our tracks, so I took the opportunity to do so.  So below is an alphabetical list of all th
Category: SHAMELESS MEDIA WHORING
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IRONIC POSTSCRIPT TO YESTERDAY'S BLOG

Thursday, 28 April 2005 1:47 P GMT+01
Brought the estate manager up to date with the events of Tuesday night.  Considering we've not seen eye to eye for the last three years, the atmosphere was incredibly convivial.  It turns out a transfer could easily and quickly be arranged, so I'm
Category: LIFE
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THE NIGHT FROM HELL

Wednesday, 27 April 2005 5:02 A GMT+01
Usually I try not to be too personal in these e-mails but I am still trying to come to terms with the last eight hours of my life.  But, frankly, I'm a shit.As some of you will be aware, I live in a housing association flat on a rather nondescrip
Category: LIFE

R.I.P.

Tuesday, 26 April 2005 9:18 A GMT+01
So, farewell, then, Robert Farnon.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/guernsey/4476641.stmwww.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk
Category: OBITS
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ON THE HUSTINGS (PART ONE)

Sunday, 24 April 2005 8:51 A GMT+01
This election’s turning out to be a bit of a laugh, isn’t it?Here we are, t-11 until polling day and nobody’s actually said much of any interest.  The sound bites have been all sound and no bite, the election broadcasts have been unwatchable (
Category: LIFE
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PROGRAMMES FOR SPRING ON DMBCtv

Thursday, 21 April 2005 11:28 P GMT+01
MTV UNDRESSEDA season featuring the best live archive material from the show's 15-year history by artists so lazy they couldn't even be bothered to go down to the thrift store.  The season includes the following memorable performances hand-picked by
Category: COMEDY TELLY
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OK CONSUMER

Monday, 18 April 2005 7:24 P GMT+01
I must admit that the public poll of the 100 greatest albums broadcast on Channel Four last night was probably nearer the mark than most, although there were still some entries that caused much hilarity from the general direction of my sofa.My defini
Category: MUSIC
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CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DAY ELEVEN

Friday, 15 April 2005 11:53 A GMT+01
The final stage.Met a couple of inebriates at Maida Vale, both named Archie. For a swig of their Bells I let them fall on top of me, wipe their noses in my hair and breathe in my face. When you've been on the tube for the best part of 11 days, you'll
Category: COMEDY
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CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND – DAY TEN

Thursday, 14 April 2005 6:47 P GMT+01
Naked and weary, I was dragged away from Hemel Hempstead by members of the Schnorbitz Appreciation Society in the dead of night, who thankfully provided me with a large sheepskin coat to ensure no further offending protrusions were thrust upon unsu
Category: COMEDY
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CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DAY NINE

Wednesday, 13 April 2005 10:03 A GMT+01
God help me. I'm in Hemel Hempstead. Send the St. Bernards...quick.www.dogsmustbecarried.co.uk
Category: COMEDY
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CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DAY EIGHT

Tuesday, 12 April 2005 10:52 A GMT+01
Continued my journey on the Metropolitan Line.  Frankly, I wish they'd turn the lights off more often on these carriages - the locals are savages.Had to use all of my tact and diplomacy to disarm two rival factions of rugby supporters of their lit c
Category: COMEDY
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CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DAY SEVEN

Monday, 11 April 2005 8:34 P GMT+01
My morale was at an all-time low this morning.But then my spirits were lifted when I got word that Billy Kozalski had successfully completed his epic journey on the New York subway from Flushing Main Street on the 7 to Marble Hill 225th Street on the
Category: COMEDY
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CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DAY SIX

Sunday, 10 April 2005 10:11 A GMT+01
Every successful attempt at making time is thwarted by another delay.Yes, I finally negotiated Canary Wharf but was unable to leave the train speedily at Canada Water owing to the platform doors refusing to open.  I had to wait three hours for the
Category: COMEDY
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CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DAY FIVE

Saturday, 9 April 2005 8:42 A GMT+01
Disaster.  Waterloo and City Line closed due to staff shortage.  Had to go back to Kennington for a third time until staffing levels made it safe to continue later in the day.Ate beans and tried to sleep, but found it difficult to do so when platfo
Category: COMEDY

CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DAY FOUR

Friday, 8 April 2005 1:04 P GMT+01
Once Northern Line services had returned back to normal, I had the difficulty of making sure I was on the right branch - the display said "Charing Cross", the front of the train said "Bank" and the platform staff at Kennington ask
Category: COMEDY

CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DAY THREE

Thursday, 7 April 2005 9:54 A GMT+01
Finally completed my journey to Victoria.  During this time I heard rumours of what was going on elsewhere in the world: an election had been called, the Royal wedding had been postponed and Oasis had finally laid their Beatles influences to rest by
Category: COMEDY

CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND - DAY TWO

Wednesday, 6 April 2005 10:08 A GMT+01
Managed to set up camp between the Piccadilly and District line platforms at Acton Town in order to fix the wheels on my suitcases packed with essential supplies, which had buckled as I was led down the track at 4am between our stalled train at
Category: COMEDY

CIRCUMNAVIGATING THE LONDON UNDERGROUND – DAY ONE

Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:23 A GMT+01
Arrived at base camp - Heathrow Terminal 4 – at 0700 hrs to find that my record attempt may well be scuppered right from the off.Forced to take a bus replacement service from base camp to Hatton Cross, where I found myself with no loose change for
Category: COMEDY
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RAMBLIN' MAN

Monday, 4 April 2005 8:14 A GMT+01
Didn't get to see or hear many April Fool's jokes this year, apart from BMW's annual spoof ad in the Telegraph, which is actually quite similar to one they ran 19 years ago.  Whoever said Germans don't have a sense of humour was obviously Belgian, t
Category: LIFE

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FOR THE NEW MARIAH CAREY ALBUM

Friday, 1 April 2005 11:22 A GMT+01
Mariah Carey's not long enough awaited new album, The Emancipation of Mimi, is scheduled to impact (or, for those not familiar with recording industry marketing terms, will be released) in the UK on April 4th.Not only was the album written and co-pro
Category: MUSIC
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